Ten things you probably don’t need to know about me (or ‘ten things you probably already know about me’, depending on who you are):

1. I’m slowly morphing into Zooey Deschanel [left]. I love her, so this is fine.
2. I’m going to see a panto this year. Blame this man.
3. I don’t wear my glasses as often as I should, despite loving them.
4. I have terrible trouble getting up in the morning. Every morning.
5. I like strawberry cremes the best. As a result, most people like sharing chocolates with me, because all normal people leave them until last.
6. I’ve decided to start collecting vintage hair combs. I have too many things with butterflies on now, it’s time to move on.
7. I think J.J Feild sounds like Alan Rickman, and that alone is enough to make me want to marry him. His smile helps. So does the unconventional spelling of his surname.
8. I adore the movie ‘Monkey Business’. It has Marilyn Monroe and Ginger Rogers in it. Oh, and Cary Grant. What’s not to love?
9. It upsets me that I now use the word ‘movie’ instead of ‘film’ without a second thought.
10. Sometimes I read cultural studies books for ‘fun’. Otherwise I fear my brain will turn to mush*.

*actually, it already has.