Ten Of The Worst Things You Could Ever Possibly Hear
02 April 2008
1. "No offence, but..."
- I'm about to say something really offensive.

2. "It's not you, it's me."
- But really it's you.

3. "You can do better."
- This is always said by your more attractive friend. They mean well, but they're lying.

4. "I'm moving out next month."
- Time to find a new housemate. Good luck with that.

5. "We're having to make some cutbacks..."
- And you're the first to go.

6. "I'm sorry, those were the last of the bags from that flight."
- So have fun trying to get your suitcase back. Bye now!

7. "No, you're not on the list."
- So get lost. Even if you have been waiting for an hour in the rain.

8. "We've finished serving drinks now."
- see above.

9. "Who's your friend?"
- Because they're way more attractive than you.

10. "Er, you know that ireplaceable plate / bowl / mug / glass you really loved?
- I broke it. Ha ha!
posted by Gemma at 16:30 |

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