"It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces." - Bridget Jones's Diary

"A man being rich is like a girl being pretty. You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?" - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

"If you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing." - The Wedding Date

"Depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink." - Paris When It Sizzles

"Cute is dangerous. Cute leads to feeling, which leads to screwing, which leads to screwed." - Heartbreakers

"E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles" - Cruel Intentions

"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will." - Working Girl

"God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em" - Dirty Dancing