Now that my hamster Bella is happily fertilising the ground in Crystal Palace park, I miss having a furry friend. So I’m contemplating an upgrade. I want one of these, please!

Did you know rabbits can be trained to come when you call them?! Toilet trained, too! They’re far more intelligent than other small furries. My cousin used to have a bunny who lived outside but would come in through the conservatory, sit on the sofa and watch telly.

Brilliant.